Next time you're shopping for a new lipstick take a look at your nipples.

The Nipples Tell It All.

Sephora has reached a new level of intelligent. They released an article saying that the best way to tell which shade of lipstick is best for you, is to look at your nipple. At first, it sounds absolutely crazy but once you start to think about it, it makes sense. We all have nipples and they are all a different shade and they are the shade God made them (I’ve never heard of dying our nipples but I may just be out of the loop). Look at God always looking out for us! The only problem with this is you either must have an accurate picture of your nipple on your phone to match up at the store OR you have to pull your chest out at the store and WE WILL NOT BE DOING THAT! I don’t want to see anyone pulling their chest out! PLEASE DON’T! 

I may have to try this out. It makes sense to me.


 -Sarae Ellis




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